Epic LAN – The Final Day

Epic LAN – The Final Day


Early on day 2 of the LAN. Everybody went home last night, but they’ll be coming in about 5 minutes. MMMM! Some one left a bit of pizza. DON’T MIND IF I DO Morning VeXXSie! Eeehuhehhh How are you on this fine morning? neeuuhhh READY FOR SOME MORE LANNING?!?! eeehhh It looks realistic though doesn’t it? YEAH THE DOORHANDLE LOOKS REALLY NICE Technical analysis- YOU NEED TO DO THIS! Do a video where you r-ORANGE HAHOHOAOHAOHAHO OH NOOOO! It’s not workinggg! Okay, if I make one on- um, which one? Which one’s good? Omaha beach- no that’s horrible isn’t it. Do one with planes. Wake Island’s gotta have planes. Surely! Wake Island is the ultimate one, isn’t it. Let’s set it. Set it to 32 players and see if that’s causing it. BUT NOW 2 VARIABLES HAVE CHANGED Good! Double the chance of it working. YEAH THAT’S TRUE BUT BOBBOBOBASBOBO Are we going to be the US or the… …Chinese. JAPANESE! Yeah I know that :D:D:D Oh mine’s crashed as well! No it hasn’t has it? OOROHRHHH The second I pressed join! Right are you ready? Ready for the best shot ever? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Almost Rich. OOOH oOOHHHHHH YAAARHRHHH I think you have to crawl forwards as I accelerate. Yeah, will do. GO! Grenade! GOGOGO It looks so ridiculous!!! Right I’ll try and do a barrel roll. I’ll do a loop. NO DON’T DO A LOOP! AARRRRrrrggghhhh! Brutal. Woah woah woah woah! Now I’m off. Is there a lot of enemies there, is there? I dunno, it’s really quiet on this- -no we’re the only 3 people on this server! lolol Only just realised. He’s like the best AA gun operator ever! Aimbot! Look at the character models Phil! See I told you they never made it properly, look the arm just goes into the- -inside him and it just goes. Well done Rich you just killed everybody! Sorry 🙂 WOOOOOAHHHHHHHH Any way, here’s the jaffacake challenge. One of these is Asda Value. The other one is- ASDA normal! Try the one with the chocolate up first. You’ve got to try and guess which one’s which. So none of them are actually the jaffa cakes. No, no. But you wouldn’t know that unless- you’re a jaffa cake connoisseur! I can’t even get it out! I shouldn’t have just had that grape should I. It’s ruined my taste buds! You won’t need it, trust me. So here’s the first one. Now give this one a go. Has it got like, no jaffa in it or something? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE CHEAP ONE!!! It’s like a flying saucer!!! But with chocolate on the top! And no sherbet inside!!! Oh you got it right, Rich, well done!!! xoxox I still like them though. 3, 2, 1… go! DON’T SHOOT GET YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR DON’T SHOOT GET YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR DON’T SHOOT GET YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR DON’T SHOOT GET YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR DO IT NOW POLICE DROP YOUR WEAPONS DO IT NOW POLICE DROP YOUR WEAPONS DO IT NOW POLICE DROP YOUR WEAPONS DO IT NOW POLICE DROP YOUR WEAPONS Oh there’s some bad guys I had to shoot them Right I got them. Wait- no. The flashbang went behind him. OH SO THEY BOTH GOT SHOT WOAHHHHHH Oh he shot me as well! HACKS! He’s too good! That one guy, he got both of us. HE JUST WENT WAAHEEEYYYYYYY Go on Rich get them! OHHH YESSS hahahaha BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG OH RICH OOOH WOW. That was us trying to do it professionally. BANGBANGBANGBANG NO ONE IN HERE! Right there’s loads of stuff going on in here. Right- oh, oh, a man with a gun. Just in front and to the left. I recommend shooting him through the door. Can you aim- YEAH I’VE GOT A HIGH PENETRATION WEAPON!!! Right about here Phil? YEAH TRY IT I’ll try not to shoot you in the head. Oooh to the right slightly. OOH YOU’VE SHOT A HOSTAGE!!! THERE’S A HOSTAGE!!! OH YOU JUST SAID- OHOH OHHOHOHO Right he’s limping away! NONONONNOONNO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOooohhh why? Why do that?… There’s still a man with a gun! It’s alright, got him. POLICE GET YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU DON’T CARE POLICE GET YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU DON’T CARE POLICE GET YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU DON’T CARE Ooooh there’s a guy there!!! Yeah he ran through the corridor!!! Right let’s go then! UUuuhhh, do we wanna start the timer? Go on then, we’ll start the timer. Not that we’ll, uh, need it… Here we go! Ooooh! Come on! Already?! I can’t even get up this first one! Oh I’ll change the air accelerate to something – there you go, that should make it bend around corners better. IT’S TOO HARD!!! OOOH OOOH OOOHHHHH! OOH COME ONNNN Here we are. Occurrances of elephants behaving this ways are common throughout Africa. On many occasions, they have buried dead or sleeping humans, or have aided them when they are hurt! An old Turkanna woman who fell asleep under a tree after losing her way home. As she woke up, there was an elephant watching over her gently touching her. She kept very still as she was very frightened! As other elephants arrived, they began screaming loudly and buried her under branches!!! She was found the next morning by the local huntsman, unharmed. So what would have happened if midway through burial she just went like OROHRORHOHRHR I hate that whole thing where they say that elephants are scared of mice or something. Cos there’s like, a mouse and they don’t step on it. It’s like, well… …maybe it’s just trying not to step on it, you know. Yeah cos it’s nice. I mean, if you saw a mouse you wouldn’t step on it would you. OH LOOK A GUN I’ve driven the aircraft carrier into wake island! Awwwh 🙁 Oh, I must have killed, like… YEAH! OH THAT WAS ME WHO KILLED YOU Then some one naded Tamsyn! Actually naded her. Rich, get the pizza. Don’t need to go get it now. NO- RICH- DON’T DO IT, IT’S A TRAP!!! OOOOH MAN! I’m afraid there were 3 but I ate one. That’s alright, man- any flying saucers are better than none! Come in here so you can see the sock on the door handle and stuff! Do you hear something upstairs? Ssshhh!!!! Can you hear that upstairs? YEAHH That was full on footsteps! Creepy. LAW soldier? Make sure you hit it! IT’S ALRIGHT I MIGHT. Although half the time the tank won’t be there so it might be alright! Right can I be the mortar? It’s like the most useless thing! Phil can we upload that video to xhamster or something? A kind of forum. Just go like ‘hey guys! I did this for my A-levels. What do you think? Ooooh he’s still alive! He’s still alive! He’s not dying! Oh there we go. He’s dead. 2 O CLOCK, UNKNOWN, MAN 200! THERE YOU GO THERE’S AN ENEMY RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!! LOTS OF SOLDIERS AT ALL TIMES OF THE DAY NENHEEENENE One o clock, 3 o clock soldier He’s running he’s running OH HE’S NOT DEAD!!! HE IS NOW. Kay! There are two people running up. So look out. Oh what amazing foresight. STAY DOWN! Okay actually might just be one. And now there’s a jeep to the left! See him? I’LL USE MY MORTAR!!! Got one of them but there’s still 2! It’s driving straight towards us at speed. OH GOD Really good shot! Woah! THE MORTAR’S TERRIBLE Are they dead? NO THERE’S STILL ONE THERE, ON THE GROUND. Just where the original jeep was! Oooh no! I’ve been shot up now. Yeah they’re going to get out. Gonna nade them. RUNAWAY!!! RUNAWAY!!! OOOH YEAH. Nice. Oh look there they are!!! They’re all down there! They’re all running away! There’s 2. Oh I’ve got such aimbot. Ultimate sex. Just terrorising the soldiers. Oh look there’s loads of them!!! We won’t be able to make this. IT WILL BE FINE There’s hundreds of them! ZIGZAG. We’re not going to make that. We’re gonna have to get out. OH NO I GOT SHOT!!! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT Don’t worry guys! I’ve got this. WOAH WHAT YOU DOIN Sorry. WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?! That looked really brutal as well. Just go straight towards them. Awwwh. Shot me. Yeah don’t shoot it cos it looks like there’s no one in them. It’s alright, it’s alright, s’me. Oh yeah we can! They left it. Do it from here. Don’t wanna get too far up or they’ll shoot you down. BEAUTIFUL!!! Now we need to know where the last one is. Oh I’m out of ammo. There’s another one somewhere but I’m not sure where. OH THEY’RE REALLY CLOSE!!! They’re flanking us to the- Oh that’s going in a frag video. There you go. 3 READY Last one’s right to the right of us now. There he is. Got him. Can’t see any one else at the moment. OH NO. There’s another one. Oh yeah, brilliant. Mission accomplished. Nice. Nice one. Yeah that was very good.

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