Internet Trolls – The Musical

Internet Trolls – The Musical


Deep in the Internet, where nobody goes There lives the society of castaway Trolls Well, dear friends the fappening was a great success Well, don’t you think it was a little much A little mean? Too mean? Never We are Trolls Big black holes instead of should Preying on the weak and dumb Just for fun We are Trolls, Online Trolls Chaos is our only goal Chaos in complete control We are the Trolls It didn’t always used to be this way We used to lurk by bridges stopping all who dared come by The humans soon caught up to us and we were forced to hide But then we found a place to go a place to grow to call our home Anonymous no rules are set They call this place The Internet Instead of trolling one by one it’s millions at a time A stream of endless victims This much fun should be a crime We are Trolls Big, black holes instead of souls Preying on the weak and dumb just for fun We are Trolls Online Trolls Chaos is our only goal Chaos in complete control We are the Trolls For example Say some random human is deceased To us it presents a perfect feast We troll their memorial Facebook page and ooh delicious rage Or say we invoke a fappening Before people know what’s happening We’re gorging on all the lust and shame Most anything’s fair game But none can test the skill and wit Or match the dark and soulless pit Of one who rules our trollish ring Our fearless leader, our Troll King We are Trolls Big, black holes instead of souls Preying on the weak and dumb Just for fun We are Trolls Online Trolls! Chaos is our only goal Chaos in complete control We are the Trolls We are Trolls Big, black holes ‘stead of souls Trolololo…. Lalalalala Trolololo… We are Trolls Big, black holes instead of souls Preying on the weak and dumb just for fun We are Trolls, Online Troll Chaos is our only goal Chaos in complete control We are the… We are Trolls We are the Trolls!

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