Le Sprint Drive

Le Sprint Drive


[Music]
Sprint Drive, the amazing device full of features
that make your car smarter. And on April 1st at the
direction of our French CEO, Michel Combes, we’re making
Sprint Drive even better. Introducing Le Sprint Drive. [Fireworks]
Le Sprint Drive. Le Sprint Drive gives your car
that je ne sais quoi ooh la la debonair flair and transforms
your driving experience as only the French can can. Using Le Sprint Drive is as easy
as un, deux, trois. Just insert Le Sprint Drive
under your car’s dashboard. Ooh la la la la la la. Tell your driver to get Le
Sprint Drive and instantly transform into your best
French selfie. [Music] I forgot how great
carbs taste. Go from an un to a dix as you learn
French on the way to the big game. [Speaking French] Don’t waste
time stuck in traffic. [Horns Honking]
What are you doing? Use Le Sprint Drive to
plan your next meal. What would you pair
with a halibut? A good white Bordeaux from
Pessac- Léognan would be magnifique! Vive la France with
Le Sprint Drive. Le Sprint Drive. Le Sprint Drive, it’ll make you
Louvre your mind. Beret not included.
Brie optional. Baguette not part of Keto diet.
Don’t mime and drive. Le Sprint Drive coming never to
a Sprint store near you. Happy April Fools’ Day. This is a joke, but the safety
of your drivers is not. Get Sprint Drive today. [Music] Ooh la la la la la la.
[End Music]

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