Today went a little something like this. [whoosh] Exercise. “Knees to the chest!” (Giggles) “What?” [whoosh] And now I’m here. Staring at you. You look good by the way.
Hey YouTube world, it’s me, Evelyn. So. Here we are. We find ourselves at a crossroads. This is part where you and I, though thus far we’ve journeyed together, must take our separate paths. I go my way. And you, yours. But, OH what a time we’ve had. For this, our last vlog in April I will reveal to you for those new here, uh, what our Internet cousinship–
Cousintry?– means to me. Okay? To us. What is this thing that we got? As your cousin, you know I give you life.
But you also know I’m trash. You can’t depend on me like a brother. You can’t call on me like a mother. I’m in the shadows. Swinging through to the family cookout
to make me a plate, then dip. [whispers] It’s a cycle. But you already know how I feel about you. We’re here. Sometimes I might be there, okay,
and not here. But we’re here. You know? Man, I tell you I have enjoyed this fellowship, okay?
And God willing, I’ll be back soon. You might need to call on him,
ya nawwmsayin’, on my behalf. The key to getting another video is to never ask for another video. I have 600.
Trust me that I know how to cut a camera on. So when I want to cut on the camera,
on the camera gon’ get cut on. I just don’t respond to that sort of like,
energy and pressure. You know? Like, I like to– I like to just let it flow.
And just like, let it come to me. I don’t know what to say. [nigerian accent] It’s bitter sweet. Mostly bitter though. [clears throat] [sings Vitamin C “Graduation” ]
As we go on, we remember all the times we spent together. Everybody got that one friend who sings way too hard. Why are you singing so hard? What are all the riffs and runs doing? It’s unnecessary. Kenyan church version. [clapping to a staccato beat]
As we go on, we remember all the time Is that– Are those even the words?! [sings Destiny’s Child “Emotions”]
Good night. [laughing] [sings] Good night.
Good night. I don’t know, ya’ll. This isn’t goodbye, but like kind of. Yes. Kind of. It is. Thank you so much for
watching my shenanigans online. Sharing my shenanigans online. Participating in my shenanigans
online via the comment section. [nigerian accent] You have my heart.
My heart is this one right here. You have it. Without you VEDA is like low key pointless.
High key. High key it’s pointless. Don’t do that. Don’t cry. Don’t. You’re an ugly crier.
Can I be honest? You’re kinda an ugly crier. Can you not? In the comments below, just give me what you got. And I’ll be back. When? Your guess is as good as mine… BUT, I will always see you on the Internet somewhere. BYE!