Social Media Through The Years (Sketch Comedy Short)

Social Media Through The Years (Sketch Comedy Short)


Social Media Through The Years. Welcome. Age / Sex / Location? 24 / Female / Miami, Florida. Hmmm. 19 / Female / Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Pass… 14 / Female / Kansas City, Missouri. Perfect… Dear LiveJournal, today I went to school. My parents… They won’t let me go see The Ataris tonight. I hate my life. The end. I went to The Ataris show. It was great! They really encapsulate
all my feelings. Do you wanna meet in person? AHHH. Yay, you joined Friendster. All of our friends are here. Really? Yes. Cool! It feels so great to finally be… socially… accepted? Wait. Where did everybody go? We all went to MySpace! See ya! Hey, welcome to MySpace. SPAM. Thanks for inviting me. Can’t wait to had you to my Top 8. SPAM. I would add you to my Top 8, but I got a special place for Tom. SPAM. Happy Birthday! Here’s a glittery turtle wishing you a Happy Birthday that I uploaded from Photobucket earlier today. SPAM. SPAM. Check out my band on MySpace. SPAM. There’s so much SPAM comments here. SPAM. And so many post-hardcore bands with emo hair. I’m ready for something new. Welcome to Facebook, only Harvard students are allowed here. Wait… my non-Harvard Ivy League friends are on here. My remedial high school dropout community
college friends are on here. My mom is on here. My grandparents are on here. My boss is on here. I’m outta here. But… I have to stay. For the Facebook events. If not, I’d never be invited to anything!
And I won’t be tagged in my third cousin’s wedding photo album. We have to I stay. I saw a hummingbird outside my window of work today. Hashtag #magical. I’ve been on Twitter for five years now, and I only have 48 followers. Hashtag #depressing. I don’t understand this. It’s not for girls. I don’t understand
this! This is only for girls, right? It’s for
guys too. It’s like an online vision board, like “The Secret”, but for shoes, hats, purses, etc. I’m here. I’m here. Now I’m here. Now I’m here. SWARM. And now I’m mayor of this coffee shop. This coffee shop is your apartment. You’re the mayor of your apartment. I’m trying to get Super Mayor Badge, alright? My ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend Amanda was born October 19th… 1992. She’s originally from Wiscousin, but she
grew up in Columbus, Ohio where she went to high school and met her best friend Clarissa, and they moved out with their cat Chloe to California. She now works as a store
manager of an Anthropology which I never go to, and does marijuana socially, and cocaine casually. Where did you learn all this? Instagram.

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