Tag: Comedy

Arnold Schwarzenegger Apparently Drives a Tank (feat. Rob Schneider) – Lights Out with David Spade

Arnold Schwarzenegger Apparently Drives a Tank (feat. Rob Schneider) – Lights Out with David Spade

Arnold Schwarzenegger drove a $70,000 tank to the grocery store yesterday. I think he’s showing off. He needs to be like me and drive a sensible Kia Optima. Believe me, I get looks. (imitating Schwarzenegger): Listen, when you’re hungry if you’re vegan… If you switch over from, like, beef to veganism and you’re hungry, you …

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET!

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET!

aaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaah the Internet’s so scary!!1!!1 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GAWWWD WW DOT KILL YOU NOW NO HOHO GAWD welcum 2 teh intnet wre u can shar ur sadness with othr ppl insted of bottling it up insied heh… haha… ha… The Internet is a mistake! SHADDUP GRANDMA so for alla u grandma n’ grandpas out there we’re …

Networking Doesn’t Work for EVERY Job

Networking Doesn’t Work for EVERY Job

– (quietly) I wanted to be a pilot since I was a little kid. – (quietly) I just decided last week. – My name (chalk writing) is Captain Wilerson. Not dude, not bro, not teach, but Captain Wilerson, and I am here to teach you all (military drumming) how to be pilots, now who here …

Hire Minorities to express your Minority Opinions | We The Internet TV

Hire Minorities to express your Minority Opinions | We The Internet TV

[PATRICK] It’s just so terrible what these cops are doing. [TARA] They’re destroying the black community. [PATRICK] Honestly, at this point, I would never call the police. It’s just not right. [TARA] Yeah, if everyone just stopped calling the police, they wouldn’t have the opportunity to harass black people. [PATRICK] What do you think, Ben? …

Sam Claflin Was An Early Internet Bad Boy

Sam Claflin Was An Early Internet Bad Boy

NOW SAM YOU GROUP UP IN A LOVELY PLACE, NOR WITCH, WHAT WERE YOU LIKE AS A KID AROUND NOR WITCH, WERE YOU A GOOD KID, DID YOU EVER GET IN TROUBLE THERE WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?>>YOU KNOW, I WAS– YOU KNOW, I WAS– YOU KNOW I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.>>James: WHAT …

Whoopi Goldberg’s Big Sister Act News Broke the Internet

Whoopi Goldberg’s Big Sister Act News Broke the Internet

-You take hosting parties very seriously, and this book is very helpful. -Well, here’s the thing. I am really anti-social. So it was suggested that maybe I would get to know some folks. So invite them over to eat. And then I started putting stuff on the table would make me laugh, ’cause I like …

INTERNET SHIT

INTERNET SHIT

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MUJERES QUE ME ACOSAN POR INTERNET

MUJERES QUE ME ACOSAN POR INTERNET

Hello! Little lord creatures How are you? I’m fine I am very happy 😀 because we have already reached the 16 million of little lord creatures And gguo * * what to say and besides-of-of-of-of-of-of Thanksgiving and really thank everyone … to continue here continue biting back and you enjoy my, my content ” HA! …

Yesterday On The Internet: Look What You Made Me Do (Recap The VMAs)

Yesterday On The Internet: Look What You Made Me Do (Recap The VMAs)

The MTV Video Music Awards was Sunday night, and an audience tuned in to see how the show would attempt to address the elephant in the room. And by elephant, I mean the state of the world. Host Katy Perry tried her hand at some topical humor. “Today’s news. Oh, I do need to catch …

INTERNET COMMENTING

INTERNET COMMENTING

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