Tag: Jimmy Fallon

Internet Pop Quiz: P!nk

December 7, 2019 / Jesica Brierly / 70 Comments

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ The Roots’ “Glitches” plays ] -Hey, everybody. It’s P!nk here, and I am ready to play “Internet Pop Quiz.” -♪ It just made me ambitious ♪ ♪ My grams used to tell me “Man, listen ♪ ♪ If you can’t burn, don’t step into the kitchen” ♪ -Heart, …

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INTERNET SHIT

November 10, 2019 / Jesica Brierly / 3 Comments

Internet shit Internet shit I’m looking I’m looking At internet shit Youtube videos internet shit Make up tutorials internet shit Funny cat videos internet shit Jenna Marbles internet shit news fail compilation internet shit crazy Russian drivers internet shit Shit girls say internet shit internet internet internet shit Internet shit Internet shit I’m looking I’m …

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Beto O’Rourke Answers Fan Questions on Facebook Live: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 1

October 3, 2019 / Jesica Brierly / 100 Comments

Hey, guys. It’s me, Beto O’Rourke. I’m so pumped to be on Facebook Live chatting with you, the voters. Now, I know there are a lot of questions out there about me, like, “What are your ideas? What do you bring to the table? And, sir, why are you standing on my car?” But I’m …

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Beto O’Rourke Tries Every TikTok Challenge: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 5

August 24, 2019 / Jesica Brierly / 32 Comments

Hey, America. It’s me, Beto. I’m here on TikTok to promote my campaign and win young voters back from Pete Buttigieg. What? I shouldn’t say that? I love TikTok, and I love TikTok challenges. I’m just passionate about them. So I tried to choose my favorite one or two and give them a shot. Instead, …

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Four Beto O’Rourkes Jam Out on MySpace: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 6

August 13, 2019 / Jesica Brierly / 50 Comments

-Hey, guys. It’s Saturday afternoon. And I had a little free time on my hands, so I decided to throw together something a little fun here in my garage. So, without further ado, The Beto O’Four. Ready, boys? -Ready, Beto! -1, 2, 3, 4… ♪♪ ♪ Wild thing ♪ ♪ You make my heart sing …

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Beto O’Rourke Tries Recording ASMR: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 2

August 9, 2019 / Jesica Brierly / 100 Comments

-[ Whispering ] Hi. It’s me — Beto O’Rourke. I thought I’d try recording some ASMR today because I hear it makes people feel at ease and calm. And if there’s anything that I am, it is caaaaaaaaaaaaalm! Calm! Okay, now, believe it or not, this is the first time I’ve actually ever whispered in …

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Tiffany Haddish Role-Plays Her First Date with Brad Pitt

August 8, 2019 / Jesica Brierly / 100 Comments

-Come out here sashay in front — -Yeah, before we get started… -Yes? -Can I give a shout out to Black Thought? -I mean — -That sparking beard, you got that beard game. -[ Laughs ] -Yes. -It’s making me have black thoughts. -Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No one’s having black thoughts tonight. Whoa, whoa, …

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Post Malone Takes Jimmy Fallon to Olive Garden

August 6, 2019 / Jesica Brierly / 100 Comments

♪♪ -I’m here with Post Malone. And he’s gonna take me to his favorite restaurant, Olive Garden. -Yeah, very excited. -Now, you have no connection to Olive Garden. Want to put this out before we like — -Yeah, yeah. I have not been monetarily compensated by Olive Garden to do or say anything. -Me neither. …

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Rachel Brosnahan’s Fake Internet Birthday Fooled Benedict Cumberbatch

August 1, 2019 / Jesica Brierly / 97 Comments

-It’s always great to see you, buddy. -Thank you. Nice to see you. -And happy belated birthday. -Thank you very much. -I did not — Your birthday is… -July 12th. -July 12th. -Yeah. -There’s some confusion about — -There’s been a little bit of confusion about this. I’m about to start turning bright red because …

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"A Reasonable Speed" with Jimmy Kimmel and Keanu Reeves

June 26, 2019 / Jesica Brierly / 34 Comments