Tag: Jokes

We Quit the Internet for a Month. Here’s What Happened.

We Quit the Internet for a Month. Here’s What Happened.

[Music] why did we do this well why do you want to do this why – I wanted to do this I’m on the internet all the time looking at Facebook looking at Instagram looking at Twitter and it makes me feel bad I’m a Twitter guy constantly scrolling Twitter brushing my teeth at the …

Four Beto O’Rourkes Jam Out on MySpace: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 6

Four Beto O’Rourkes Jam Out on MySpace: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 6

-Hey, guys. It’s Saturday afternoon. And I had a little free time on my hands, so I decided to throw together something a little fun here in my garage. So, without further ado, The Beto O’Four. Ready, boys? -Ready, Beto! -1, 2, 3, 4… ♪♪ ♪ Wild thing ♪ ♪ You make my heart sing …

The Scrapping Of Internet Privacy: Something We Can All Hate Together

The Scrapping Of Internet Privacy: Something We Can All Hate Together

, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. GOOD FOR YOU. PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT! THANK YOU VERY MUCH. VERY KIND. WELCOME. WELCOME. WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HEY I HAVE A QUICK QUESTION FOR YOU GUYS IF YOU DON’T MIND ME ASKING: ANYONE HERE USE THE INTERNET ( CHEERS …

A Conference Call in Real Life

A Conference Call in Real Life

Tripp Crosby. . . has joined the meeting. Beth… has joined the meeting. Hello? Tyler? No, this is Beth, from ICS. Oh, hey, Beth. How are you doing? Oh, yeah, good. Makin’ it, you know. Tyler. . . has joined the meeting. Alright, well, uhh, this is Tripp. Who’s here? Tyler’s here. Beth’s here. OK, …

The IT Department

The IT Department

HI, COULD YOU SEND IT UP HERE PLEASE. OKAY, THANK YOU.>>HELLO.>>WHO ARE YOU?>>YOU CALLED FOR ME.>>NO, MY SERVER IS DOWN, I CALLED FOR IT.>>James: I SEE THE PROBLEM, YOU CALLED THE IT DEPARTMENT AND I’M “IT.”>>A MIXUP, IT’S NOT YOUR FALL, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.>>CAN YOU FIX MY COMPUTER THOUGH?>>James: NO. I CAN SCARE …

Protests In Sudan | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Protests In Sudan | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Now look, I know there’s a ton of terrible shit going on in the world every day. Which is why tonight, I want to talk about something more lighthearted: Sudan. Now you probably know Sudan best for two things: the genocide in Darfur and white savior movies. You must be the guys from Somalia, -Senegal? …

Beto O’Rourke Tries Recording ASMR: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 2

Beto O’Rourke Tries Recording ASMR: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 2

-[ Whispering ] Hi. It’s me — Beto O’Rourke. I thought I’d try recording some ASMR today because I hear it makes people feel at ease and calm. And if there’s anything that I am, it is caaaaaaaaaaaaalm! Calm! Okay, now, believe it or not, this is the first time I’ve actually ever whispered in …

Tiffany Haddish Role-Plays Her First Date with Brad Pitt

Tiffany Haddish Role-Plays Her First Date with Brad Pitt

-Come out here sashay in front — -Yeah, before we get started… -Yes? -Can I give a shout out to Black Thought? -I mean — -That sparking beard, you got that beard game. -[ Laughs ] -Yes. -It’s making me have black thoughts. -Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No one’s having black thoughts tonight. Whoa, whoa, …

Post Malone Takes Jimmy Fallon to Olive Garden

Post Malone Takes Jimmy Fallon to Olive Garden

♪♪ -I’m here with Post Malone. And he’s gonna take me to his favorite restaurant, Olive Garden. -Yeah, very excited. -Now, you have no connection to Olive Garden. Want to put this out before we like — -Yeah, yeah. I have not been monetarily compensated by Olive Garden to do or say anything. -Me neither. …

The world’s greatest internet troll explains his craft

The world’s greatest internet troll explains his craft

This guy — the one shrouded in darkness — he’s the world’s greatest internet troll. “I prefer to call this bringing a banana to a gunfight.” He leaves notes on broken comment sections like those on Yahoo, syndicated news sites, and branded Facebook pages. And it works — he has more than 150,000 fans on Reddit, …