Tag: Jokes

Internet Pop Quiz: P!nk

Internet Pop Quiz: P!nk

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ The Roots’ “Glitches” plays ] -Hey, everybody. It’s P!nk here, and I am ready to play “Internet Pop Quiz.” -♪ It just made me ambitious ♪ ♪ My grams used to tell me “Man, listen ♪ ♪ If you can’t burn, don’t step into the kitchen” ♪ -Heart, …

Sam Claflin Was An Early Internet Bad Boy

Sam Claflin Was An Early Internet Bad Boy

NOW SAM YOU GROUP UP IN A LOVELY PLACE, NOR WITCH, WHAT WERE YOU LIKE AS A KID AROUND NOR WITCH, WERE YOU A GOOD KID, DID YOU EVER GET IN TROUBLE THERE WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?>>YOU KNOW, I WAS– YOU KNOW, I WAS– YOU KNOW I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.>>James: WHAT …

Eric McCormack Shares A ‘Will & Grace’ Blooper Reel

Eric McCormack Shares A ‘Will & Grace’ Blooper Reel

– My pencil. – Night, Sam. Don’t stay too late, the night janitor gets really talky. Sam? You okay, dude? Your aura’s a little hectic. – Somebody stole my 9B pencil. – Oh, boy. No bueno. You think you misplaced it? – What? No. Of course I didn’t misplace it. How would I have misplaced …

Norman Reedus Explains How He Ended Up With An Internet Famous Cat

Norman Reedus Explains How He Ended Up With An Internet Famous Cat

IT DOESN’T SAY WELCOME BACK. BUT I’LL WELCOME BACK BACK. FOLKS, FOR 10 SEASONS, YOU’VE KNOWN MY FIRST GUEST AS THE CROSSBOW-WIELDING STAR OF THE HIT SERIES, “THE WALKING DEAD.”>>STOP.>>WHY?>>IT’S ONE OF THE BORDERS.>>THEY’RE WALKERS. WE CAN STILL GET THE DEER.>>IT’S TOO LATE.>>WHY ARE WE STILL RESPECTING BORDERS WE NEVER AGREED TO WHEN ALPHA ISN’T …

NASCAR Champ Jimmie Johnson Shows Off The Sprint Cup Trophy

NASCAR Champ Jimmie Johnson Shows Off The Sprint Cup Trophy

MY NEXT GUEST JUST WON HIS SEVENTH SPRINT CUP CHAMPIONSHIP, MAKING HIM TIED FOR THE MOST CHAMPIONSHIPS IN NASCAR HISTORY. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME THE 2016 NASCAR SPRINT CUP SERIES CHAMPION, JIMMIE JOHNSON! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ CONGRATULATIONS, MAN! THERE YOU GO. HEY, HEY! CAN WE TAKE A LOOK AT THAT THING …

Michael Che – Lying on Your Résumé, Paying Taxes & The History of Sexting

Michael Che – Lying on Your Résumé, Paying Taxes & The History of Sexting

What’s up, Boston? How you guys doing? (audience cheering) Wow. This is crazy. I love Boston. This is the second time I’ve been to Boston in, like, the past month, and I love it. ‘Cause the first time I went, I went to a place I’ve never been before. It’s called Southie. (audience laughs, whoops) …

Beto O’Rourke Answers Fan Questions on Facebook Live: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 1

Beto O’Rourke Answers Fan Questions on Facebook Live: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 1

Hey, guys. It’s me, Beto O’Rourke. I’m so pumped to be on Facebook Live chatting with you, the voters. Now, I know there are a lot of questions out there about me, like, “What are your ideas? What do you bring to the table? And, sir, why are you standing on my car?” But I’m …

Internet – 7, Roastees – 0

Internet – 7, Roastees – 0

Subtitled for Lord Cowbelly XD I Don’t know what’s worse, the onesie or the tiny T-rex arms. your eyes are as lifeless as your sexual partners, your phone is in better shape than your future your hair looks like it came out of a clogged vacuum cleaner My friend just wanted to let you know …

Beto O’Rourke Tries Every TikTok Challenge: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 5

Beto O’Rourke Tries Every TikTok Challenge: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 5

Hey, America. It’s me, Beto. I’m here on TikTok to promote my campaign and win young voters back from Pete Buttigieg. What? I shouldn’t say that? I love TikTok, and I love TikTok challenges. I’m just passionate about them. So I tried to choose my favorite one or two and give them a shot. Instead, …

We Quit the Internet for a Month. Here’s What Happened.

We Quit the Internet for a Month. Here’s What Happened.

[Music] why did we do this well why do you want to do this why – I wanted to do this I’m on the internet all the time looking at Facebook looking at Instagram looking at Twitter and it makes me feel bad I’m a Twitter guy constantly scrolling Twitter brushing my teeth at the …